Which are the best birds to train? I am thinking of using something big and ugly like a turkey vulture, for the psychological effect and carrying capacity.
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Use a Kentucky fried nuclear war wing
Well, boys, I reckon this is it - nuclear combat toe to toe with the Roosskies. Now look, boys, I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches, but I got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important is goin' on back there. And I got a fair idea the kinda personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin'. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human bein's if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelin's about nuclear combat. I want you to remember one thing, the folks back home is a-countin' on you and by golly, we ain't about to let 'em down. I tell you something else, if this thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be, I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this thing's over with. That goes for ever' last one of you regardless of your race, color or your creed. Now let's get this thing on the hump - we got some flyin' to do.
i dont know about turkey vultures, but carrier pidgions used to send notes to people
now that I would love to see lol
Try this old antique airplane build in 1942 my grandpa flew .
Russian flew cigarboxes I believe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8sbwyvmp...
Why don't you train litlle , slightly overweight, blue moles to tunnel underground, and put the leaflets in one of those St. Bernard ale flasks tied anround the neck.I know a mole who would gladly join the resistance.
Actually, I think Ghengus Khan actually did use turkey vultures.
He fitted them with swanky little bags (SLBs) that the carried around their necks. This SLBs were filled with tint scrolls of porpaganda that slowly leaked out of a hole in the bottom of said SLBs.
I tried to do that years ago to promote the men's use of thongs at the beach.. I failed miserably. Never trust a flamingo.
Oh! is that what them fings is little smelly parcels with secreted messages in them?
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